A round white ceramic Christmas ornament with a red and white striped hanging string, featuring a festive graphic with the text 'All I Want for Christmas Is You to Fuck Off' in red and green lettering, surrounded by candy canes, holly, hearts, and a Santa hat on a bright lime green background.
£9.99
Inc. VAT · Free UK standard delivery · Royal Mail 48
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Royal Mail 48
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🇬🇧 Made, printed & packed
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Product Description

All you want for Christmas is peace, quiet and for everyone to kindly fuck off. 🎄

Our All I Want for Christmas Is You to Fuck Off Christmas Ornament is made for trees that could use considerably less wholesome festive cheer.

Featuring a colourful Christmas design with candy canes, holly and a Santa hat, this round ceramic ornament brings traditional Christmas vibes together with a thoroughly untraditional message.

The reverse is finished with “Officially on the Naughty List” and Silly Dog Designs branding, so it looks great whichever way it spins on the tree.

Each ornament also comes with two hanging options, a festive red and white baker's twine loop and a gold hanging string, so you can choose whichever suits your tree.

Product details

  • Round ceramic Christmas ornament
  • Approx. 7cm diameter
  • Printed design on the front
  • “Officially on the Naughty List” design on the reverse
  • Includes two hanging string options
  • Red and white baker's twine
  • Gold hanging string
  • Designed by Silly Dog Designs
  • Part of our Naughty Christmas collection

Perfect for rude Christmas trees, Secret Santa gifts, stocking fillers, adult Christmas gifts and anyone whose festive spirit comes with a generous helping of sarcasm.

Life’s too short for boring Christmas decorations.

Returns & Refunds

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at sillydogdesigns@hotmail.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address:

246 Lisheen Avenue
West Yorkshire
WF10 4NB

Buyers are responsible for the cost of their own returns if the product is not faulty.

You can always contact us for any return question at sillydogdesigns@hotmail.com.

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalised items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at sillydogdesigns@hotmail.com.

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